The monitor is huge.

One my last post it says two days. If it says one you have eye cancer. Anyway, this monitor is HUGE! It's a twenty inch I think, and all the font is tiny now.It's actually quite annoying. I'll adapt though.And it turns out that my RPGmaker games file was one gigabyte when compressed.I'll edit later.

I'm going to try with regular updates, but don't count on it.

So it's a month into school and I'm already having trouble keeping track of stuff, but most teachers are being nice about it, unlike one of them last year.It's not really work that's the pain, it's my notebooks. Or I could be having an off week.Here's what I screwed up in chronological order: Monday: I had everything but my assignment notebook, which had my news notes sheet in it, so I had to get a new one.I went to my mother's for the day because I needed pictures for my project. Got two. Tuesday: I left my binder(s) (If you count the one for the Yay for Failure storybook, and entirely personal project). It had my health notebook which I needed for Wednesday, and it had my math notebook, which I need everyday. Wednesday: I got everything but my assignment notebook and math notebook. The teacher started to check notes, but it was after lunch and she checked in alphabetic order so the R(s) in my last name kept me safe. Thursday:Found my assignment notebook but left my math book at home. she checked my notebook, or exempt me from it until I bring it back. And that was the last day of this school day. Thank you professional development. I'll post an update tommorow on my new computer.

Haha, I bet you thought I had drank a bottle of chloroform!

Okay, two weeks into school, I've already lost a notebook which I need everyday.And my..acquaintance, if you could call him that, has decided to stop being what could've been called friendship.But guess who has to sit with him in every class?!I DO!And the teachers did it on purpose, and I took the seven wisdom's test and it seemed like a horrid idea when I got my online test results back, but noo....and I can't open my locker.EVERYONE ELSE CAN!And you get bad marks for being late just today, so I can't go to my locker with out getting late and then getting to spend my earlier-then-I-get-up mornings with the football coach.On the plus side though in gym I have some one I absolueltly abhor and I can glorify his failures and my points emmensly because he can't pick teams even if someone handed him a list.HA!Oh yes and I'm going to shamelessly advertise this thing through school so I can get followers through their g-mail accounts.I am finally free of all science teacher pains for the rest of middle school!I don't have to deal with Mundwiller, the-thank god I learned that libel through blogs is punishable by law today. I dodged a huge one there.Google might actually cut blogger service if a certain lawsuit goes through in the plaintiff's favor..huh.That wouldn't be good for this thing would it.I've barely gotten anywhere with it.I wonder why I forgot for so long?I actually had to write in my school planner "Write in blog".Peh-thetic (Spelled the way it sounds when I say it like that.).Well,I suppose I should finish this post up.I might put another one about school and stuff.And a bit to comment about: Should I put on tags?

I was accosted by animals.

I'm back from vacation, and the shows were nice, and the golf was good (My score is up to 65 now!) but that wasn't the most exciting part.I didn't say fun, because this was more scary then fun.I went on one of those drive through animal safaris.Before that I went through looking at animals in cages.The goats had gotten out of there pen and were standing around a cage of small monkeys, which were feeding the goats carrots.It was funny because everyone there had been feeding the goats these food pellets, (Which my father had joked and said they might contain a mind altering substance to keep the Emus from killing us all) and now the monkeys were doing the same thing.The owners of the "zoo" as one might call it (It really wasn't a zoo because it wasn't zoo grade care, but sort of close) had managed to get their hands on the newest addition to the large feline genus:The Liger.It isn't like the one from Napoleon Dynamite, it was a 900 hundred pound tiger, essentially.They had two full sized ones and had bought a pair of babies, because Ligers are sterile.They had actually been playing God there, because before this post is finished, I'm going to mentioned two other hybridized animals that had to be of their own creation.

After the walk about, we went to the driving tour.We were waiting behind a van with an Emu sticking it's head inside.You have not experienced fear and evil until you have been staring one of those in the face.It's eyes naturally look angry, and it stares at you, waitng for one of those little food pellets, all the while you are shaking and thinking "It's going to bite, it's going to bite".And then you hand it a food pellet, it bites your fingers, and you drive on, only to be stalkied by the one you feed and five others waiting to get the food.And then there's the Camels.They stick thier head's in the car so far you have to lean back to avoid hitting it's head.They don't bite though.Or spit.I'm going to leave a part about one of the animals out because it was disgusting and creepy.The other two hybrids were Zebra-Donkeys and Buffalo-Yaks.Good day to you people!

I know where I'm going, even if I have to crawl through a river of **** to get there.

If you can catch the reference, I applaud you.But I am not posting to talk about Shawshank Redemption, but rather...I don't know really, I went here to post something and forgot.May I use a life line?I suppose I could say somethings about what I'm going to do and what I've done since the last update..I drew a velociraptor..took me twenty minutes and three oil pastels.Wanna sign it?XD!I'm also going to Branson..Branson, Missouri, though.Is there another famous Branson?This thing is pathetically short.I'm going to make it longer..but how?I have an idea!I'll-I forgot what I was thinking of the moment I typed that.O_o.I'm going to.. do a thing..bye.

And so we reach this point Again...What to do about it, I wouldn't know.

Okay, here's a new update.I have been neglecting this thing ever since I went camping the day after the update before this, and I was tired of looking at it with zero comments.It's obvious no one on the face of the Earth reads this, no matter how vague the tags are ( I'm about to start including video game cheats in the tags...:D), no matter how much I advertise on the forums I regular.In fact, I bet no one will read this but me.If someone reads this, leave a comment demanding a fruit cake, and then put it in a forum signature.Or ya'know, you could just follow it...At least then I know I'll have a reader or two.That left aside, I'm going to post the real reason I decided to update:A forum game I though of.

It's called Hotel (or chatuea) [INSERT FORUM NAME].

Here's how it goes: You describe a room, or floor.You choose how large the floor is if you end one, and give a short blurb about it.There is no limit to how many rooms one floor can have.

When describing floors, give a visual of what it looks like, what kind of people stayed there, and so on.When describing rooms, you can describe previous occupants, what happened in this room and a visual over veiw.Please credit me with the idea.

That's it.

I am very...not paralyzed!

I feel like wrenching my eyes from my head right now, but that's normal.I got to bed at twelve last night and woke up at eight, which doesn't seem that bad.I've been up at two and woken up at eight and I was fine.But, that aside I feel I should say something.But what could it be I wouldn't know.I need some ideas.Anyone willing to post suggestions?

Shameless advertising and a story

Okay,I made a passitalong story on the fighunter forums, which is the shameless advertising (Or atleast the first wave :D)and here's the story. if oyu want to post in it, read the thread on fighunter.com and then post or subscribe to my blog and read it.You could do both too.Please?Now the story!:
Thadius was sitting on the bridge, taking a drag off of his cigarette.He was under the age for smoking, but only by 5 years.Besides, it was his body, why did the government and his mother care?It was foggy, but it was always foggy in Salnus city.After he had finished smoking, he got up and started walking to Sam's. After he had gotten up, he saw a leather bound book, sitting at the rivers edge below the bridge.

"Weird.Nobody would just leave a book that expensive looking down there.No one would even bring a book down there period."Said Thadius, making his way down to the book.

When he got down there he picked up the book and brushed the sand of the cover.It read "Sir Black's dictionary of the arcane malevonlences and others".
Thadius was rather befuddled, not only by the fact that a book was left there, but what the name could possibly imply. It sounded cool too, so, he pocketed it, making sure no one could see him. He retreated under the bridge, to hide from wary eyes, as smoking and then reading, that just wouldn't be cool. Thadius wouldn't have that. Dammit, he knows for a fact, that he alone is the coolest guy around. This could tarnish his reputation. Besides, Sam, she could wait. Not like she has when he was late, anyway.

He figured he might as well learn what his find is about, it might be pretty cool, after all, it had the word "arcane." Thadius flipped the book open to a random page, and something compelled him to read aloud the first thing he saw...

"Omikelop-"

No sooner than the word left his mouth, the book started to glow, and a creature spawned in the river. It was flat, had sharp teeth, and had a really, really freaky eye on it's back. Thadius checked the book quickly, and saw that... that thing was the Omikelop.

He then did what any sensible kid would do. He ran.

Thadius ran up the beach and to the bridge and looked at the water below.He couldn't see the Omikelop, but it was still probably there.As he started to walk to the bus stop near here (Sam always asked why he smelled like cigarette smoke and his excuse had been the same for three months: "I was sitting next to some guy smoking".Not that Sam ever believed him.)and then stopped to check his pockets for the book.Damn.Gone. He didn't want to go back down to the river, but he had to get that book.If it could do that, it would probably fetch a high price, or just be something useful. He went back down to the beach, ran to the book, grabbed it, and ran up as fast as he could.The he walked up to the bust stop when he was stopped by a person."Good day there, young man!" said the person. "Might I interest you in a sweetie?" He held out a bag of glowing green pebbles. Thadius thought about it for a moment. His parents and teachers were always telling him not to accept sweets from strange men, but there again, they also told him smoking was bad, and he did that anyway, so what the hell? He reached out to take one of the suspicious-looking stones. The second his hand touched the bag, however, the stranger reached into his coat and pulled out a medieval rapier. "Gyahahah! Another victim slain!" he chortled, and stabbed Thadius in the chest. ...Or at least he would have done, if not for An odd flash of light that deflected the blow.The man had been caught off guard and Thadius used the opportunity to punch him in the face.Several times.While the man lay on the ground inching towards his rapier, and trying to stop the bleeding form his face, Thadius flipped through the book he had found in an effort to use it's powers.He saw something that look a lot like a python, read the word Plython from the book and it was sitting on the street. "Plython!Strangle that guy or something!"Yelled Thadius, praying that it would listen. It did and grabbed the man in it's body, squeezing him until he passed out.After Thadius had kicked the man in the crotch as hard as he could, he went over to examine the bag he had been holding on to.He grabbed the bag and pulled th draw string shut. "Plython!Let's go!" He shouted, popping one of the glowing candies into his mouth.Plython crawled up his back and rested it self on Thadius' shoulders.As he walked he wondered why the candies had been glowing. Thadius also wondered if it was a good idea to eat the candy. I mean, sure, it tasted alright, but the whole glowing thing sort of unnerved him. He pondered this until finally he spoke. "Nothing's happened yet... Let's hope it stays this way, Plython," he said. Thadius walked on towards the general direction of Sam's house. He couldn't quite fathom all that had happened, it was too unreal, and yet, the Plython on his shoulders were proof of it. He wondered what he was going to do, with this newfound power, and if he was the only one who could use it. It hasn't hapened with other books, but has this dictionary changed him somehow? Thadius' mind wandered for rest of the walk, thinking things such as "Where is that Omikelop going to go?" or "Should I name this Plython? It seems tame enough, and follows instructions..." After a while, Thadius ended up at Sam's. He was late by an hour, but he really couldn't care less. This was it. Sam was finally going to confront Thadius about his lying.She was going to make him sit down and tell her the truth to every lie he had ever told her.Then he wouldn't lie again, hopefully.Sam heard something knocking on the door.She got up and opened it and found Thadius, smelling like cigarette smoke and with a python on his shoulders, and a bag in his hand. "Where did you get that python?Don't lie to me this time!"said Sam, not really knowing if he would. "Some guy was going to kill it so I took it off his hands." Thadius casually replied, like it was normal. "What?You hate animals!You killed Carl's dog, and now you tell me you saved a python?" Sam screamed. "That dog was an exception.And so were those bunnies.And that guinea pig,hamster,and gerbil." "Oh.Okay"Said Sam, giving up.There was no point in going any further, Thadius wouldn't talk to her past this point.He could be late, bleeding and missing limbs, but he wouldn't act like there was a problem with it. "Well c'mon we have to go..."Said Sam, her voice trailing off. "Remind me"Said Thadius, popping a piece of candy into his mouth,"Where are we going?" The turquoise stuff is from Savage Inventions(WhoAmI), the beige is mine and the brown is from SamG.

I'm back, if anyone is bored enough to read this

Yes I got back two days ago.And is anyone going to read this?Absolutely not.I wanted to hang something on my door today, so I drew some plant thing, and made the eyes look reflective and colored them black and now they look mildly creepy...it's on the outward part of the door so I don't have to look at it...in other news, if you've heard of the Beastie Boys (A rap-punk fusion band) You'd know their lead singer, MCA has mouth/throat cancer, which delays the album and the tour, to my dismay.I'll edit this tommorow morning.

Slide.Now.

Okay I'm going to be leaving to Arizona tomorrow and I went to buy flip-flops at Wal-mart. Of course, being Walmart it took a while and I found a pair that was leather and felt almost like wood.So I take them home and I pack with all my clothes and my little brothers were messing around with them and they found out they slide.Like ice skates.And we have hard wood floors making it extra fun for them to slide, and then slam into the floor or wall.I thought it was pretty funny.Well I'm going to not update for a week, but this time I have a reason to!Bye.

In the closet

I completely forgot about this blog like a puppy in the closet or something.A dead puppy in my closet!!T-T But now I'm making a new post of rambling proportions.The reason I didn't edit in so long was probably because I have to try to remember to log in every time.Isn't that pathetic you ask yourself?I suppose I should post recent activities here or something...like going to Arizona to see some relatives, and promising everyone something from there but consciously avoiding it..Aren't I a nice person?All I've done lately is try to get through the tournaments on a Megaman game...Yes I know it is very, very pathetic and I should probably find something constructive to do but I have no idea what it should be!Why must I be cursed with not being able to think of things to do?

Edit:I added fish.There is ten in there.No matter what you say there is.If one of the fish seems to be missing bodyparts for a second that is entirely normal.

Y'know the father of electricity and the lightbulb?Yes, I mean Nikola Tesla

Yeah, the unspoken genius, Nikola Tesla. Edison might've made direct current, the biggest waste of electricity in the world, but Tesla made alternating current, which we use now. Here's how it happened : Tesla thought of alternating current and knew it was going to be a great success, but not from his home country of Hungary. So he went to America, and someone recommended him to Edison.Whoever did the recommendation financially slaughtered Edison.Edison promised Tesla fifty-thousand dollars to fix Edison's Generator and make some patents I don't quite remember.Thing is though, after Tesla was done, Edison told him to get an American sense of humor. Tesla resigned the minute he said that. Tesla was then found by George Westinghouse, who hearing about alternating current, sponsored Tesla's idea.Of course Thomas couldn't let that happen and went around campaigning about how unsafe alternating current was. He showed this by shocking animals using alternating current.At one point he killed an Elephant with it.He even got Alternating current to be used in the electric Chair.Messed up stuff to prove something eh?But that aside Tesla had been making huge cash off of it.And when the world's fair in new york came around they wanted it to be powered with alternating current.But they had to have light bulbs.Edison forbid Tesla to use his design.So Tesla invented the flourecent light.For those of you who don't know what it is, it is different from Edison's lightbulb because it uses a glass filament.If you work in an office it's the long one in a plastic cover on the ceiling.Tesla's design is actually more effecient then Edison's.If you use the energy effecient lightbulb you are using Tesla's design.All the energy is converted to light, while none is converted to heat.In Edison's design ninety-eight percent of the energy was given off as heat (that's why ladybugs get burned on your lightbulbs in the winter.).I'm going to leave out the other things that Tesla invented and the copyright war with Marconi.

As for the debate, Tesla invented two things we still use today.Edison invented thousands of things and only a handful worked.Which do you think was the better inventor?